30 mar. 2007

A mí la lluvia sí me inspira...




The beauty of sad songs (the ultimate sad song - bonus track)

Radiohead - Creep
When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel,
Your skin makes me cry.
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so very (fuckin') special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here...
I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so very special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here...
She's running out again
She's running out
She's run, run, run, running out
Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so very special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here.

The beauty of sad songs (part 5)

Oasis - Cast no shadow
Here's a thought for every man
who tries to understand what is in his hands
He walks along the open road of love and life
surviving if he can
Bound with all the weight of all the words he tried to say
Chained to all the places that he never wished to stay
Bound with all the weight of all the words he tried to say
As he faced the sun he cast no shadow
As they took his soul they stole his pride
As they took his soul they stole his pride
As they took his soul they stole his pride
As he faced the sun he cast no shadow
Here's a thought for every man
who tries to understand what is in his hands
He walks along the open road of love and life
surviving if he can
Bound with all the weight of all the words he tried to say
Chained to all the places that he never wished to stay
Bound with all the weight of all the words he tried to say
As he faced the sun he cast no shadow
As they took his soul they stole his pride
As they took his soul they stole his pride
As they took his soul they stole his pride
As they took his soul they stole his pride
As he faced the sun he cast no shadow
As he faced the sun he cast no shadow
As he faced the sun he cast no shadow
As he faced the sun he cast no shadow

29 mar. 2007

No te bancás un tiro en la gamba...


Heather, yo entiendo que vos estés intentando cambiar la imagen que tenemos sobre tu persona. Pero no es necesario dar lástima y llevar las piernas bajo el brazo. Por favor, comprate un bolsitooooo!

Ayer volvió CQC


Redondito...

The beauty of sad songs (part 4)

The Charlatans - Cry yourself to sleep
Staring
Staring further away
Won't you help me
Help me live for the day
Cry yourself to sleep my little girl
Don't you cry for me
but for the rest of the world
Won't you be my lady
Won't you be my lady
Lady now
Stay here
Don't wish your life away
Heaven help me
Help me to live through the day
Cry yourself to sleep my little girl
Don't you cry for me
but for the rest of your world
And all the things they said
Playing tricks with your head
(Won't you be my lady?)
Now I sit here all alone like a king with no throne
(Won't you be my lady?)
Lady now
Won't you come home
Na na na, na na na
And all the things they said
Playing tricks with your head
(Won't you be my lady?)
Now I sit here all alone like a king with no throne
(Won't you be my lady?)
Lady now

28 mar. 2007

Jaaaaaaaaaa! Pure genius!


Last night Oasis' Noel Gallagher spoke about the baby on a radio show, saying: “I’m looking forward to seeing a direct cross between me and my missus because she is gorgeous and I’m a genius — God help ya.”


Nota a Noel: she's not that gorgeous, man!

Partidazo!




Ayer me comí las uñas viendo el partido de Cañas y Federer. Qué emoción! Igual, fue medio raro. Tengo este problema con los número 1, por más que no sean mis favoritos, me da cosita cuando pierden.

Con esta humedad...


Salí lacia de casa y terminé como las chicas de la foto

The beauty of sad songs (part 3)

Lone star state of mine - River Phoenix
The more I hurt,
the less I feel
The more I know,
the less I rest in this
lone star state of mine
The more I hurt,
the less I feel
The more I know,
the less I rest in this
lone star state on mine
Say it straight,
don't bend my ear
When I'm walking lost in the evening air
You two-step into my idle heart,
tearing up my songs with minor cords now
The more I saw
the less I worked
Now that can't be good for some boy out of love,
out of touch, out of lust, out of soul, not of song
The more I hurt, the less I feel

27 mar. 2007

Quiero una torta húmeda de chocolate como la de Fridays!


Ñam Ñam Ñam (como diría el pequeño tirano rubio...)

Raaaaaaaaain

Y ahora que solo me plancho el pelo en ocasiones especiales (cumpleaños, salidas...) empiezo a sufrir con este clima lluvioso. Igual, no me quedan feas las ondas, porque tengo mi super crema que todo lo controla y aquieta. Pero bueno, no puedo evitar tocarme el pelo cada cinco minutos para ver si todo está en su lugar. Qué difícil es ser yooooo!!!!!!

Mission Impossible: Chucuchuuuu


Chan Chan

Chan Chan Chan Chan

Chan Chan Chan Chan

Chan Chan Chan Chan

The beauty of sad songs (part 2)

Don't cry (alt.) - Guns n' Roses
If we could see tomorrow
What of your plans
No one can live in sorrow
Ask all your friends
Times that you took in stride
They're back in demand
I was the one who's washing
Blood off your hands
Don't you cry tonight
I still love you baby
Don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry tonight
I know the things you wanted
They're not what you have
With all the people talkin'
It's drivin' you mad
If I was standin' by you
How would you feel
Knowing your love's decided
And all love is real
An don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry tonight
I thought I could live in your world
As years all went by
With all the voices I've heard
Something has died
And when you're in need of someone
My heart won't deny you
So many seem so lonely
With no one left to cry to baby
And don't you cry tonight
And don't you cry tonight
And don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry
Don't you ever cry
Don't you cry tonight
Baby maybe someday
Don't you cry
Don't you ever cry
Don't you cry
Tonight

26 mar. 2007

Peinados imposibles (por lo menos, para mí)


Siempre quise hacerme una trenza cosida. Pero debo ser muy tonta, porque no logro entender cómo se hace! No aporta mucho que de chiquita se la pedía a mi mamá, pero ella siempre me dijo que no sabía hacerla. Yo creo que sabía, pero era tal el trabajo y yo soy tan quisquillosa como hija, que se debe haber hecho bien la osa...

What was I thinking??


No puse mucho esmero y hoy tengo una vestimenta very Angelina. Y eso que soy parte del Team Aniston...

The beauty of sad songs (part 1)

Rainy Days And Mondays - Carpenters
Talkin' to myself and feelin' old
Sometimes I'd like to quit
Nothing ever seems to fit
Hangin' around
Nothing to do but frown
Rainy Days and Mondays always get me down.
What I've got they used to call the blues
Nothin' is really wrong
Feelin' like I don't belong
Walkin' around
Some kind of lonely clown
Rainy Days and Mondays always get me down.
Funny but it seems I always wind up here
with youNice to know somebody loves me
Funny but it seems that it's the only thing to do
Run and find the one who loves me.
What I feel has come and gone before
No need to talk it out
We know what it's all about
Hangin' around
Nothing to do but frown
Rainy Days and Mondays always get me down.

23 mar. 2007

Fresh start


Brand new life...

Love is in the air (the ultimate love song - bonus track)

Oasis - Wonderwall
Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now
Backbeat the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels
The way I do about you now
And all the roads we have to walk along are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you
I don't know how
Because maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after all
You're my wonderwall
Today was gonna be the day?
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now
And all the roads that lead to you were winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that
I would like to say to you
I don't know how
I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after all
You're my wonderwall
I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after all
You're my wonderwall
Said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me

Love is un the air (part 5)

Oasis - Slide Away
Slide away - and give it all you've got
My today - fell in from the top
I dream of you - and all the things you say
I wonder where you are now?
Hold me down - all the world's asleep
I need you now - you've knocked me off my feet
I dream of you - we talk of growing old
But you said please don't !
Slide in baby - together we'll fly
I've tried praying - and I know just what you're saying to me
Now that you're mine
I'll find a way
Of chasing the sun
Let me be the one that shines with you
In the morning when you don't know what to do
Two of a kind
We'll find a way
To do what we've done
Let me be the one that shines with you
And we can slide away.
Slide away - and give it all you've got
My today - fell in from the top
I dream of you - and all the things you say
I wonder where you are now?
Slide in baby - together we'll fly
I've tried praying - and I know just what you're saying to me
Now that you're mine
I'll find a way
Of chasing the sun
Let me be the one that shines with you
In the morning when you don't know what to do
Two of a kind
We'll find a way
To do what we've done

22 mar. 2007

Cool...


Sigo queriendo su ropa...

Love is in the air (part 4)

Coldplay - Yellow
Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.
I came along,
I wrote a song for you,
And all the things you do,
And it was called "Yellow."
So then I took my turn,
Oh what a thing to have done,
And it was all yellow.
Your skin
Oh yeah, your skin and bones,
Turn into something beautiful,
You know, you know I love you so,
You know I love you so.
I swam across,
I jumped across for you,
Oh what a thing to do.
Cos you were all yellow,
I drew a line,
I drew a line for you,
Oh what a thing to do,
And it was all yellow.
Your skin,
Oh yeah your skin and bones,
Turn into something beautiful,
And you know for you,
I'd bleed myself dry for you,
I'd bleed myself dry.
It's true, look how they shine for you,
Look how they shine for you,
Look how they shine for,
Look how they shine for you,
Look how they shine for you,
Look how they shine.
Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And all the things that you do.

21 mar. 2007

Estos dos son de temer


Kate y Pete, el terror de los lavados Gwyneth y Chris Martin. Serán sus nuevos vecinos...

Love is in the air (part 3)

U2 - All I want is you
You say you want
Diamonds on a ring of gold
You say you want
Your story to remain untold
But all the promises we make
From the cradle to the grave
When all I want is you
You say you'll give me
A highway with no one on it
Treasure just to look upon it
All the riches in the night
You say you'll give me
Eyes in a moon of blindness
A river in a time of dryness
A harbour in the tempest
But all the promises we make
From the cradle to the grave
When all I want is you
You say you want
Your love to work out right
To last with me through the night
You say you want
Diamonds on a ring of gold
Your story to remain untold
Your love not to grow cold
All the promises we break
From the cradle to the grave
When all I want is you
You...all I want is...
You...all I want is...
You...all I want is...
You...

20 mar. 2007

Querido Maxi Patané...


... soy toda tuya. Pasá por casa cuando quieras. Pero, aflojá con las gafas en lugares cerrados porque no quedan bien.

Pantalones de Caballito...

Estuve prestando atención a mis alrededores y noté que la gran mayoría de las mujeres de mi barrio está usando el mismo pantalón (en diferentes colores, eso sí). Y me sorprende, porque yo nunca los vi en ningún local de la zona. Ahora, me pregunto, será que cuando llegás al barrio te dan un kit? Porque si es así, yo nunca recibí mi uniforme, señor Telerman!!!!!!

Gracias, Mario. No hay de qué, Martina...

Y sí, el encargado de mi edificio me llama por mi nombre. Después de seis meses viviendo ahí y de que hayamos empezado pésimamente, ahora nos llevamos genial. Yo no caigo bien a primera vista (ni a segunda, ni a tercera...), pero hay que llevarse de lo mejorcito con los encargados porque te pueden salvar en una emergencia. Lo positivo es que se convirtió en mi asistente personal (PA), porque cuando me quieren tocar el portero los del correo a las 8 de la matina de un sábado, él los frena y recibe las cosas diciendo que es muy temprano y puedo estar descansandooooooooo! Jaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! In-cre-í-ble!

Love is in the air (part 2)

Gwen Stefani - Cool
It's hard to remember how it felt before
Now I found the love of my life
Passes things, get more comfortable
Everything is going right
And after all the obstacles
It's good to see you now with someone else
And it's such a miracle that you and me are still good friends
After all that we've been through
I know we're cool
I know we're cool
We used to think it was impossible
Now you call me by my new last name
Memories seem like so long ago
Time always kills the pain
Remember Harbor Boulevard
The dreaming days where the mess was made
Look how all the kids have grown, oh
We have changed but we're still the same
After all that we've been through
I know we're cool
I know we're cool
Yeah, I know we're cool
And I'll be happy for you
If you can be happy for me
Circles and triangles
And now we're hanging out with your new girlfriend
So far from where we've been
I know we're cool
I know we're cool
C-cool, I know we're cool
I know we're cool

19 mar. 2007

Cuidado, hay mucho celestino dando vueltas...

Últimamente, la pregunta que está en el puesto Nº 1 del Top Five es: "querés que te presente a un amigo?". Y yo no comprendo la razón por la cual no me dejan estar un par de semanas sola, disfrutando de la tranquilidad de no tener que estar pendiente del llamado o la visita de un hombre. Yo me llevo tan bien conmigo, que creo que me voy a "auto-casar". Soy la persona con la cuál quiero tener hijos. Nunca me peleo conmigo misma y estoy muy de acuerdo con todas las determinaciones que tomo. O sea, que soy mi pareja perfecta. Pero la perfección es aburrida (true pefection has to be imperfect), así que ya voy a salir a buscar a alguno que me embarre un poco la cancha...
Tenía que descargarme, cuando tu hermano ya quiere presentarte a alguien, sabés que llegaste al punto máximo...

Love is in the air...

The Corrs - Breathless
Go on, go on
Leave me breathless
Come on
The daylight's fading slowly
The time with you is standing still
I'm waiting for you only
The slightest touch and I feel weak
I cannot lie
From you I can not hide
I'm losing will to try
Can't hide it
Can't fight it
So go on, go on
Come on leave me breathless
Tempt me, tease me
'Till I can't deny this
Loving feeling
Let me long for your kiss
Go on, go on
Yeah come on
And if there's no tomorrow
And all we have is here and now
I'm happy just to have you
You're all the love I need somehow
It's like a dream
Although I'm not asleep
I never want to wake up
Don't lose it
Don't leave it
So go on, go on
Come on leave me breathless
Tempt me, tease me
'Till I can't deny this
Loving feeling
Let me long for your kiss
Go on, go on
Yeah come on
And I can't lie
From you I can not hide
I've lost my will to try
Can't hide it
Can't fight it
So go on, go on
Come on leave me breathless
Tempt me, tease me
'Till I can't deny this
Loving feeling
Make me long for your kiss
Go on, go on
Come on leave me breathless
Go on, go on
Come on leave me breathless
Go on, go on
Come on leave me breathless
Go on, go on

16 mar. 2007

Yo siempre digo estas cosas...


Hoy hay olor a Londres....

No estoy loca, yo soy de sentir estas cosas. Podemos estar en la mitad de junio y yo salto con un: "Hoy hay olor a Navidad! La Navidad está en el aire!" Bueno... Hoy sentí olor a Londres, y me transportó a abril del 2000 (no del todo, porque no me siento de 22, pero bueno, no todo es perfección...)

Hoy, en la ducha, empecé a cantar lo siguiente...

Nada bueno (Antonio Birabent)

¿Dónde habíamos quedado?
Retomemos desde ahí.
No descubrí nada imprescindible
Y me fui de ahí, viaje.
Y comprobé que aunque me escape
todos los lugares me encuentran.
Ahora los veo venir. Solos.
Se apoderan de mí.
Y yo me dejo llevar,
y yo me dejo elevar también
Y desde ahí sentir que no hay nada bueno.
Recordé que no hay nada bueno.
¿Dónde habíamos quedado?
Retomemos desde ahí.
Cuando no te tengo cerca todos los sitios son ajenos,
y el presente es un continuo deseo:
que el tiempo pase y llegue algo nuevo,
que el tiempo pase y llegue algo bueno.
Pero no descubro nada imprescindible.
Me recuesto y vuelvo a sentir:
que no hay nada bueno en ti.
Recordé que no hay nada bueno...

15 mar. 2007

Tengo una nueva adicción...


Los jelly-sandwiches. Son sandwiches de pan lactal con mantequilla de maní y mermelada de frutillas. Bittersweet. Love them, mmmmm, yummy...

14 mar. 2007

Not a housewife, but quite desperate...


Yo no soy una ama de casa perfecta, estoy bastante lejos de eso. Pero desde que descubrí este producto, mi vida cambió por completo! Ahora me siento Florencia Peña! Salvando las distancias, obviamente: ya que no soy un tanquecito, ni tengo el pelo decolorado al mango, tampoco uso extensiones, ni mido 1.50, ni tengo un marido medio feucho, pero se entiende el punto. Gracias Flor por promocionar este producto!

13 mar. 2007

Feliz cumpleaños pequeño tirano rubioooo!!!


Debería traducirla al castellano, pero me da fiaca... Busquen un diccionario!!

Walking In My Shoes (Depeche Mode)

I would tell you about the things
They put me through
The pain I've been subjected to
But the Lord himself would blush
The countless feasts laid at my feet
Forbidden fruits for me to eat
But I think your pulse would start to rush
Now I'm not looking for absolution
Forgiveness for the things I do
But before you come to any conclusions
Try walking in my shoes
Try walking in my shoes
You'll stumble in my footsteps
Keep the same appointments I kept
If you try walking in my shoes
If you try walking in my shoes
Morality would frown upon
Decency look down upon
The scapegoat fate's made of me
But I promise now, my judge and jurors
My intentions couldn't have been purer
My case is easy to see
I'm not looking for a clearer conscience
Peace of mind after what I've been through
And before we talk of any repentance
Try walking in my shoes
Try walking in my shoes
You'll stumble in my footsteps
Keep the same appointments I kept
If you try walking in my shoes
If you try walking in my shoes
Try walking in my shoes
Now I'm not looking for absolution
Forgiveness for the things I do
But before you come to any conclusions
Try walking in my shoes
Try walking in my shoes
You'll stumble in my footsteps
Keep the same appointments I kept
If you try walking in my shoes
You'll stumble in my footsteps
Keep the same appointments I kept
If you try walking in my shoes
Try walking in my shoes
If you try walking in my shoes
Try walking in my shoes

12 mar. 2007

Se va a poder fumar hasta en las guarderías...


Si Lanata llega al Gobierno de la Ciudad, ni hablar! Vuelve el cigarrillo a los lugares cerrados!!

Todavía no empezó el otoño...


Y ya se me empezó a caer el pelo. Siempre me pasa en esta época (bueno, le pasa a la mayoría de la gente), pero la cantidad que perdí hoy era como para hacerle un quincho nuevo a Soldán! Tendré que comprar un casco masajeador?? Ahora que lo pienso, un ex mío lo tenía!! Jaaaaa! Yo tengo ese poder, puedo provocar la calvicie en determinadas personas. Soy Super Balding Chick!!

With all the changing seasons of my life, maybe I'll get it right next time

Hoy tengo uno de esos días en los que me gustaría hacer gigantografías de algunas fotos y llenarlas de dardos. Muajajaaaaaaaaaa...
Igualmente, la idea siempre queda en la nada, porque yo soy re bueeeena.

9 mar. 2007

Preparativos cumpleañeros para un niño que no va a comprender la razón de tanto alboroto...

El festejo del primer cumpleaños es raro. Principalmente, porque el niño en cuestión no tiene ni la menor idea de por qué la gente le anda alrededor ese día. Tampoco tiene muchos amigos, porque a esa edad, pocos van al jardín maternal, pero hay algunos primos y el resto somos todos grandulones. Entonces, ese cumpleaños es realmente para el niño o para los adultos? Yo quiero contratar un pelotero! Es una gran oportunidad de hacer payasadas y que nadie me juzgue con la mirada. Y también queremos guirnaldas (considerando la altura promedio de los dueños de la casa donde se hará el festejo y de las que nos ofrecimos a ayudar, francamente, no sé quién las colgará. Haremos la pirámide humana...). Pero los globos, eso sí que es un problema, porque la madre de la criatura se marea cuando los infla (menos mal que nos avisó, sino se veían frustrados todos los cumpleaños de acá hasta los 10!). Yo, ni lerda ni perezosa, encontré la solución (que probablemente no usaremos, ya que me veo inflando a lo loco, pero...):

http://www.experimentar.gov.ar/newexperi/notas/fisicaloca/globopizza.htm

Si necesitaba otro motivo para nunca entrar a C&A...

...me lo dieron poniendo a la Oreiro como imagen de la marca.

Congrats to Noel and Sara for the pregnancy!!!


Y yo que pensaba llevar su próximo hijo en mi vientre, ufa...
Comentario malicioso: supuestamente, Sara tiene 31 años (sólo dos más que yo), pero está hecha pelota! O yo parezco una niña, mmmm... muajajajajaaaaaa

6 mar. 2007

Primero fue Speedy, ahora es Yahoo...

Estaba luchando desde hace una semana con el servicio de Speedy que no me dejaba cargar bien las páginas, y por lo tanto, me quitaba el privilegio de navegar como dios manda. Y ahora que todo se arregló, Yahoo no me deja entrar a mi correo. Estoy usando la versión nueva, esa que se parece al outlook, pero no puedo chequear! En fin, otra cosa que no sale como esperaba...

2 mar. 2007

Este tema de Bersuit hoy significa mucho...

Desconexión sideral
Un astronauta y una bruja
viajan en una burbuja derechito para el sol,
ese fuego que creció...
Si se calienta el detergente
y revienta eso que sienten
pueden perder el control,
y también la conexión,
certidumbre o ilusión
epidérmica ficción.
Él cree en naves espaciales
y en efectos especiales
que nunca verificó
que en su puta vida vio...
Ella practica con escobas
ve el futuro en una bola
que un colgado le vendió
y también la convenció
de su poder interior
esa magia de cartón....
En el aire, ruegan gotas de amor
gotas de amor....
El vago juega con la idea
de crear un gran sistema
que permita otra fusión
otro tipo de valor...
Pero la bruja lo contiene
y adivina lo que quiere
por que él ya fue y volvió
al infierno del terror
a ese mundo tan glotón
que te come el corazón...
A veces pasa que la fiebre
sube misteriosamente
y se retira sin razón,
como toda aparición...
Una burbuja reventada
ya no significa nada
y abatidos van los dos
sin creencia o religión
alejándose del sol
en opuesta dirección....
Un retorno eterno
al vacío, al vacío...
Un retorno eterno
al vacío, VACÍOS...
NUNCA LA VIDA ES TAN PRECISA
NADIE TIENE ESA FIJA
QUE TE SACA DEL MONTÓN
Y TE MUESTRA ALGO MEJOR...
NI EL ASTRONAUTA NI LA BRUJA
SABEN QUÉ HACER CON LA CULPA
Y EL MIEDO QUE LES DEJÓ
SU SIDERAL DESCONEXIÓN....
En el aire , ruegan
gotas de amor, gotas de amor...

1 mar. 2007

Hoy más que nunca

Llueve en Buenos Aires...

Stand Up Comedy!!!


El sábado nos reiremos con Juan, no de Juan (jeje)...